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Christopher J. Kelly, is the Scranton Times-Tribune Columnist. He writes columns on Wednesdays and Sundays.

Coronavirus Diaries Day 252: The ‘Voting Dead’

Coronavirus Diaries Day 252: The ‘Voting Dead’

The dead vote went to President-elect Joe Biden. Legions of liberal zombies shambled to polling places and post offices and devoured millions of votes cast for the infernal incumbent. Joe Biden is a grave-robbing thief who stole a second term from soon to be...

Coronavirus Diaries Day 248: Let’s go to the tape!

Coronavirus Diaries Day 248: Let’s go to the tape!

No words I could wrangle to describe the gob-stopping hypocrisy of Team Trump and Cult 45 can say it better than their own. As they demand time for our soon-to-ex-president to find "emotional closure" over his historic loss to "Sleepy Joe" Biden, CNN went to the tape...

Coronavirus Diaries Day 241: Americans keep score

Coronavirus Diaries Day 241: Americans keep score

Imagine your favorite NFL team advances to the Super Bowl (if there is one this season) and their opponent is an archrival. These teams really hate each other (think Steelers/Ravens) and battle hard through three quarters. The archrivals are up by a field goal, but...

Coronavirus Diaries Day 239: To the ramparts!

Coronavirus Diaries Day 239: To the ramparts!

Freedom requires exercise. Without it, a democracy gets flabby, its arteries calcify, its heart dies.  Chrissy and I arrived at the polls in Old Forge around 8 a.m. and cast ballots 83 and 84. The kindly constable on duty told me the count is never that high before...

Coronavirus Diaries Day 233: Trump courts dead vote

Coronavirus Diaries Day 233: Trump courts dead vote

I'm no high-paid political strategist, but it seems self-defeating to expose your most loyal voters to an airborne infectious disease and leave them out in the cold. Dead people don't vote. Not in large numbers, anyway.  As COVID-19 infection rates skyrocketed,...

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Christopher J. Kelly, is the Scranton Times-Tribune Columnist. He writes columns on Wednesdays and Sundays.

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